What The Spammers Call Me

I've been compiling a little list for awhile. These are my favorite names that I've been called in the subject lines of spam emails. I will answer to any of them from here on out. Especially Oat Grinder.

Well-Noted
Well-Dusted
Wiry-Coated
Old-Fogyism
Paper-Shuttered
Well-Stored
Web-Perfecting
Way-Enough
Mid-Upper
Niminy-Piminyism
White-Eyed
World-Despising
Working-Card
World-Helping
Noble-Born
Mushroom-Shaped
Ocher-Red
Oil Drill
Oat Grinder
Open-Crib
Nettle-Leaved
Well-Protected
Wheat-Growing

The River-Floating Hog-Roasting weekend went down pretty well. A few photos of the hog we roasted, whom I named Ed.