Steve Madden Wants Me Dead

About once every ten years or so, somebody reminds me that I have a website. It is then that I decide to update that website.

And yes, Steve Madden is trying to kill me. Legend has it Mr. Madden is currently in prison for some sort of corporate-tax-evasion-whateva-hoohah. I’ve never met the guy, but I do know that I have three pairs of shoes with his name on them and that when I walk in them I invariably end up A) Inverted and B) On the ground moaning.

Since you are at this website anyway, you obviously are somewhat bored and have some free time. This should help you:

The Minivan Diaries – A superbly written trip journal from my affore-mentioned trip to California. Beware, it’s somewhat long.

The California Constitution – The rules were clearly stated before the trip began.