Reasons You Read This Website

A) Your computer is broken and the browser is stuck. The back button and the backspace key don't respond.

B) I pay you.

C) Your shrink recommended it.

D) Your daughter found out about it on MySpace and, while she wasn't real impressed, she thought you might be.

E) You need your twice-monthly dose of awesome.

F) You habitually mistype Google as KingbennyMusic. Hey, it happens.

G) Fashion tips.

H) It beats working.

I) You typed the phrase 'Dog Sneezing Constantly' into Yahoo! and this was the top result.

J) You're amazing.

I’m afraid option “B” is the truth!

Dave
10/18/2006 08:11 PM

I’d say “A.” I really don’t want to be here right now.

BradNelson
10/18/2006 09:22 PM

I wonder how many people will read this, and immediately do option “I”.

Anna
10/19/2006 08:02 AM

And, of course, the devious beauty of my plan is that once Yahoo!’s spiders hit me up and enough people enter the phrase and come here… I WILL be the top result. Mwahaha.

benny
10/19/2006 08:41 AM

And what’s with “E”? These guys that only update their site twice a month are starting to get to me…

BradNelson
10/19/2006 09:26 PM

You of all people should realize that it’s obviously “J” in my case!! Thanks for making me laugh once again!

Sister
10/20/2006 05:46 AM

Well now, I’m going to come out in the open and admit that I mainly lurk on this site for G. I’m still trying to get up the courage to wear socks like yours…

Jenny
10/20/2006 07:28 PM

So…. is everybody else afraid to admit the answer is really H.

Mom and Dad
10/23/2006 06:29 PM

Now we know what the ag lender does all day! Its option “H”!

Dave
10/24/2006 04:11 AM

Hey Dave! I thought part of my job was to keep up with the latest! If that means keeping up with Kingbenny, so be it : )

Mom and Dad
10/24/2006 04:43 AM

Hmm. It must fall under “other duties as assigned” ???

Dave
10/24/2006 03:02 PM

G for me

derek
10/24/2006 09:57 PM

H for me.

benny
10/25/2006 05:36 AM

ok. i know very well that i’m not the only one who falls under “C” right? right? come on guys admit it. your shrink sent you here right? ok ok. um yeah …me neither, but i ah uh had this friend one time whoo..

magpie
10/25/2006 03:04 PM

Congratulations, this site is the #1 nonsponsored link for “dog sneezing constantly” in every search engine except Ask.com (what’s wrong with them, anyway?)

Delmar
10/26/2006 04:52 AM

In that case, I feel that I have arrived.

benny
10/26/2006 08:47 AM

I think this post has received more comments than any other post on this site. A record! Maybe there is hope for this dog sneezing site after all! :)

Dave
10/26/2006 03:10 PM

I’m more of an E person myself. Always choose quality over quantity.

Melissa
11/10/2006 06:21 PM
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