California Constitution

Road Trip Rules

1. No erasing from the log or the cameras.
2. Driver chooses music.
3. Upon spotting a cow, all passengers must Moo.  The last mooer must wear the fuzzy hat until such time as all mooers agree said mooee has worn the fuzzy hat long enough. 
4. Upon hitting a rumble strip, driver must apologize to each individual – fuzzy hat is exempt from receiving an apology.
5. Passengers must, in the event of pre-bowel movement discomfort, place their gluteus maximus outside of the vehicle by way of the window.
6. All passengers must perform a gas dance.
7. All paraphernalia to be thrown out the window (biodegradable of course) must be ejected by the road-tripper in the passenger seat past the driver out the driver’s window.

Shotgun Rules
 

1. Must be a witness.
2. Must be followed by an exclamation.
3. Driver has precedence.
4. Must be called within plain view of the vehicle.
5. Disputes to be resolved by rock, paper, scissors a “gas dance”-off.
6. Cannot call twice.  A second call cancels the first call.  The caller can, in the event of a double call, call again. 

Gary (And Sue) Rules
but mostly Sue rules.
 

1. “That one chick” must not, under any circumstances, drive the van. 
2. Must check the minivan’s oil at every gas stop.
3. The minivan must not enter Mexico in any circumstance.
4. Likewise, Mexico must not, in any circumstance, enter the minivan. 
5. All passengers must always wear their seat belts.
6. No driving over 80 or past 5 miles over the speed limit.
7. Van must be cleaned thoroughly before returning.
8. No off-roading.

Amendments to this constitution may be proposed by any member of the group, but must be approved by a majority vote. Gary (And Sue) Rules are unamendable.