Get Over It

It's time to just face some facts here.

Yes, she's a model now.

Yes, they got married.

Yes, she married HIM.

Yes, they've got 7 kids.

Yes, they're beautiful.

Yes, she was your classmate in high school.

I think you know what I'm talking about.

Never mind all that, now. I have another show scheduled at Acadia this Friday, Nov. 10, at 8PM. I'm pretty excited about this. Unless your name is Chandra or Shanna, you are not excused from this one. You must attend.

Flo! Is that you?!

11/06/2006 04:29 AM

no idea how much i wish i could be there!

ton ami de paris
11/06/2006 09:18 AM

But the real question still stands….

Is Dirk still a jerk?

11/06/2006 09:27 AM

Frankly, yes. Moreso than ever.

11/06/2006 09:43 AM

You’d think they’d at least put some new ads up once and awhile.

11/06/2006 08:03 PM

But everyone loves the old ones so much, it would be a shame to take them down.

11/07/2006 11:25 AM

That’s true. I know I’d miss them.

11/07/2006 01:24 PM

I couldn’t supress a hearty chuckle on this one. nice post, Ben.

11/26/2006 07:49 PM