Area Man Looks Up Name Of Governor On Wikipedia

Richfield, MN (AP) - Benjamin Stockwell, 24, has never been called a genius. Still, even he was surprised to find himself unable to recall the name of his own state's governor recently.

"I remember that for awhile it was that wrestler guy, and then it was some pale skinny dude. I guess it's still him," said Stockwell after finding governor Tim Pawlenty's name on the Wikipedia article for Minnesota.

As a surprising side effect of his brief research online, Stockwell also found the names of his state's two senators, Mark Dayton and Norm Coleman, and learned that the state is made up of 8.4% water and its highest point is Eagle Mountain. He says he now intends to find ways to slip his newly found knowledge into everyday conversations with friends and co-workers.

"I actually think I saw that Norm Coleman guy at the airport one time awhile back," Stockwell said. "He was reading a Grisham novel."

Pawlenty was elected governor of Minnesota in 2002, following Jesse Ventura's single term as governor. He is running for re-election this year.

Now Mr. Stockwell, you know your mother has called you a genius many times!!! You are also a good entertainer!!

Mom and Dad
08/24/2006 06:13 AM

Senator Norm Coleman was in Fargo, ND yesterday. One of his stops included “The Forum”.

08/24/2006 03:54 PM

You make me laugh, my crazy brother!

08/25/2006 08:03 AM

dude, they shouldnt print articles like this in the newspaper anymore. (just kidding…im just jealous of your skills)

Lindsay
08/31/2006 10:23 PM

c’est drole, cet article…je vais ecrire bientot!

Suz
09/11/2006 09:45 AM

Oh No…Suzi’s converted to french!

(Suzi, c’est quoi ça? Il y a des personnes qui ne comprends rien..mais, Ben ne réalise pas qu’on peut dirait n’importe quoi, puis je pense que c’est plus interessant cet façon! Mwa ha ha haaa! Et…j’attends de te parler, j’ai trops à te dire!!! Tu me manque mon amour! xoxo)

09/13/2006 09:10 PM

I think that means time for a new post, Ben.

09/14/2006 04:42 AM

Ben, as your last line says, you need to say something, please!!!

09/14/2006 07:17 AM

Bientôt, bientôt.

Seriously, people.

09/14/2006 08:22 AM